Why is Tom Selleck so uber sweet?

Tom Selleck pretty much revolutionized the straight man's mustache. Never before could a man wear such a gay mustache without being presumed to be a member of the Village People. He also invented the cellphone, as seen below.
5 reasons why Tom has stolen my heart
  1. The "Stache"
  2. Those blue eyes
  3. His abs that run straight up to heaven
  4. His ability to totally captivate viewers by simply taking his shirt off
  5. He brings tears to my eyes when I see that pearly white smile